Pish for the tights burgler!

        

I actually do not have any words for this tights... Very bad taste indeed!

If for a second you have gone out of your mind and want to ruin your classy image by buying these tights, heres the link:

http://www.penti.com/penti-by-kenan-do-ulu.html

Hopefully, you will not find the change language button which should give you some time to come to your senses.

Pish for Rothko!

Do you know what this is?

No . . . It is not a painting made by a three year old.

N o. . . It is not me having fun with the iPad (I can do better!)

Many of you probably saw it on the news and it is (of course) a Rothko! 

First of all I have to say that I have always hated Rothko work.  By no means am I an art critic but I think even Rotko knew he was taking the piss while painting his paintings.

Anyway, I would like to congratulate the person who bought this painting for $86,882,500.00 and if you are reading this, next time, send me an e-mail and I will happily make you one for only $80,000,000.00 ... Bargain!

I will quote an Italian twit that I red today about this subject (many of you won't understand it!)

"quant'è stupido lu cane mio e quanto son furbi altri"

Tish to the Hello Kitty airplane!!

Forget Easy jet and all the other boring Airlines... EVA AIR is the new way to travel if you are a 12 years old, gay or just love pink!

This Air line has been created in collaboration with Sanrio who produce the Hello Kitty.

The Hello Kitty world begins at the check-in and then moves onto the plane itself.

While on the plane you will find over 100 items designed with the cat face and you can also buy Hello Kitty limited edition duty-free products of course!

I guess everyone else who is not 12, gay or a pink fanatic has only one question... Is there a Hello Kitty vomit bag?? Oh Yes, as you can see below, you are more than welcome to use the cat as a toilet !

If I have convinced you, here is the time table :

Magic Jet flies Taipei-Sapporo (BR116/115) daily and Taipei-Guam (BR20/19) on Tuesdays and Saturdays.

Apple Jet flies Taipei-Fukuoka (BR2106/2105) every Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday; Taipei-Seoul (BR160/159) daily.

Global Jet flies Taipei-Hong Kong (BR857/858) and Taipei-Tokyo (BR2189/2197) daily.

Today Barbie Tish is wearing...

Skirt- SportMax- £995- www.matchesfashion.com
Vest- Topshop- £35- www.topshop.com
Jacket- Gucci- £1109- www.farfetch.com
Shoes- £695- Charlotte Olympia- www.matchesfashion.com
Bag- £415- Alexander McQueen- www.net-a-porter.com
Neckless - £805- Tom Binns- www.net-a-porter.com