Meaning to look good.
Another way of saying Fabulous, Hot, Sexy, Scandalous,Beautiful.

Variation of piss, most usually used in the north (particularly Scotland)

Wednesday, 16 January 2013

Mega Maxi Pish for Patricia Piccini!

Hey guys! Happy new year!! I have such good news for you... Tish & Pish is back!!

And to begin I think a good Pish is in order... Patricia Piccini!

I do not know if you are familiar with this Australian "artist".  Artist is a bit of an overstatement lets be honest!

Anyway let us look at her work and try to keep our eyes on the screen! (Big challenge here!)

If you are brave enough to look at more or just a weirdo that likes this kind of things here is her website:


Friday, 11 May 2012

Pish for the tights burgler!


I actually do not have any words for this tights... Very bad taste indeed!

If for a second you have gone out of your mind and want to ruin your classy image by buying these tights, heres the link:


Hopefully, you will not find the change language button which should give you some time to come to your senses.

Thursday, 10 May 2012

Pish for Rothko!

Do you know what this is?

No . . . It is not a painting made by a three year old.

N o. . . It is not me having fun with the iPad (I can do better!)

Many of you probably saw it on the news and it is (of course) a Rothko! 

First of all I have to say that I have always hated Rothko work.  By no means am I an art critic but I think even Rotko knew he was taking the piss while painting his paintings.

Anyway, I would like to congratulate the person who bought this painting for $86,882,500.00 and if you are reading this, next time, send me an e-mail and I will happily make you one for only $80,000,000.00 ... Bargain!

I will quote an Italian twit that I red today about this subject (many of you won't understand it!)

"quant'รจ stupido lu cane mio e quanto son furbi altri"

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Tish to the Hello Kitty airplane!!

Forget Easy jet and all the other boring Airlines... EVA AIR is the new way to travel if you are a 12 years old, gay or just love pink!

This Air line has been created in collaboration with Sanrio who produce the Hello Kitty.

The Hello Kitty world begins at the check-in and then moves onto the plane itself.

While on the plane you will find over 100 items designed with the cat face and you can also buy Hello Kitty limited edition duty-free products of course!

I guess everyone else who is not 12, gay or a pink fanatic has only one question... Is there a Hello Kitty vomit bag?? Oh Yes, as you can see below, you are more than welcome to use the cat as a toilet !

If I have convinced you, here is the time table :

Magic Jet flies Taipei-Sapporo (BR116/115) daily and Taipei-Guam (BR20/19) on Tuesdays and Saturdays.
Apple Jet flies Taipei-Fukuoka (BR2106/2105) every Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday; Taipei-Seoul (BR160/159) daily.
Global Jet flies Taipei-Hong Kong (BR857/858) and Taipei-Tokyo (BR2189/2197) daily.

Friday, 4 May 2012

Today Barbie Tish is wearing...

Skirt- SportMax- £995- www.matchesfashion.com
Vest- Topshop- £35- www.topshop.com
Jacket- Gucci- £1109- www.farfetch.com
Shoes- £695- Charlotte Olympia- www.matchesfashion.com
Bag- £415- Alexander McQueen- www.net-a-porter.com
Neckless - £805- Tom Binns- www.net-a-porter.com

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Maxi Tish for the disco helmet!



I personally do not know how to drive a scooter, but after seeing this helmet I'm thinking about learning how!  Or maybe to wear it just for walking about (safer decision, as my car driving is already scary enough)!

The helmet is designed by ILIL and is surely the coolest one I have ever seen.

So if you want to be the king of disco on wheels you should get yours for £460 on www.farfetch.com.

Monday, 16 April 2012

Tonight Barbie Tish is wearing...

Dress- Karl- £785- www.net-a-porter.com
Headpiece- Maison Michel Paris
Clutch- Bottega Veneta- £2,205- www.net-a-porter.com
Ring- John Hardy- £875- www.net-a-porter.com
Shoes- Christian Louboutin- £825- http://eu.christianlouboutin.com
Bracelet- Tom Binns- £725- www.net-a-porter.com

Saturday, 14 April 2012

Today Barbie Tish is wearing...

Sunglasses- Linda Farrow Luxe- £400- www.net-a-porter.com
Bracelet- Bottega Veneta- £2,080- www.net-a-porter.com
Bag- YSL- £1129.00- www.farfetch.com 
Scarf- Weston- £160- www.net-a-porter.com
Shoes- Camilla Skovgaard- £376.00- www.my-wardrobe.com
Dress- Carven- £325.00- www.my-wardrobe.com

Monday, 2 April 2012

Tish for Dinner Etiquette styled by Sonia Rentsch and photographed by Scott Newett

I love this series of pictures styled by Sonia Rentsch and photographed by Scott Newett and titled "Dinner Etiquette".

They remind me of a very nice gentleman. The kind that open doors for you or does not let you pay for anything and perhaps the one that will always get up from his chair when a woman gets up from hers or approaches the table.  We like those kind of man as they are rare these days !!!

A very tish still life indeed.

More pictures styled by Sonia Rentsh on her website.


Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Little Tish for virtually calorie free pasta!!!

So here we are and April is around the corner.  The sun is giving us a preview of the summer and BAM we are suddenly super scared that we won't have enough time to loose the winter fat we put on (personally mine is always there). So time for a fake diet (The one I begin on Monday an and finish on Tuesday lunch time!)  So I bought this weird 22 calories per pack pasta!!! Yes 11 calories per 100grammes... 

Is this a dream came true... can we actually loose weight eating carbs... Nahhh of course not! Miracles only happen in dreams.

I bought it and tried it and have to say that it is a joke to call it pasta.  
The texture is a bit like jelly.  But I have to be honest its better than no pasta at all! You can boiled it for 2 minutes or microwave for 1, so its quick too. They actually do not have any taste on their own so I made mine with mussels and crab.  Let's just say that if you want to lose weight and bit fed up with salads it can make you a tiny bit happier... 

It might be good to put it in your soup to add something, perhaps a bit like ministrone, but of course do not expect pasta or anything near it.

Also it is good for the people who cannot eat gluten as it is 97% water.

If you are a diet addicted go for it but if you are a pasta lover do not even try them.


Monday, 19 March 2012

Tish at the best body paint ever!





Is this not the best body paint you have ever seen??!!!

It is so beautiful and so sad that all this hard work will vanish with a quick wash!

The Artists are Chadwick Gray and Laura Spector.  
It is weird that sometimes you cannot find which part of the body you are looking at!

To see more see their website below:


Today Barbie Tish is wearing...

Short- Marc Jacobs- £220- www.net-a-porter.com
Sequin Top- Topshop- £45- www.topshop.com
Jacket- Stella Mc Cartney- £925- www.matchesfashion.com
Shoes- See by Chloe- £244- www.my-wardrobe.com
Bag- Proenza Schouler- £1365- www.net-a-porter.com
Necklace- MaxMara- £180- www.matchesfashion.com

Monday, 12 March 2012

Today Barbie Tish is wearing...

Dress- Peter Pilotto- £486- www.farfetch.com
Shoes- Bionda Castana - £570- www.my-wardrobe.com
Bag- YSL- £619- www.farfetch.com
Cuff- Alona- £90- http://alona.myshopify.com
Earrings- Chan Luu- £65- www.net-a-porter.com

Sunday, 11 March 2012

Tish and pish for the guns bags

I really don't know if to Pish or to Tish these bags by Vlieger and Vandam... 
I think, would I buy one? Not sure, but if someone buys me the black clutch I will certainly wear it sometimes.

I would avoid taking it to the airport though as it will only make the security process longer than it already is... For example, last time I waited 30minutes at security because they found a trace of "something"... After few tests and an almost missed plane the "something" was identified as contact lens liquid... Hmmmm, very dangerous indeed!

I guess i like the concept but i am not a fan of the design.

Here if you want one:

Thursday, 8 March 2012

Tish for Carl Kleiner


I don't love all the work of Carl Kleiner, but some of these pictures I think are amazing!

The second picture with the paint is one of my favourites.  Just think if you could actually open a pot of leopard print paint. . . that would be amazing!!!

If you go on his website you will find a lot of pictures involving food and symmetry, but I prefer these ones which seem to have more freedom.


Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Pish for the 20th Years Louboutin anniversary collection!!

This is the 20th year anniversary 'Capsule Collection' from Christian Louboutin... And in my opinion they are absolutely revolting. Not one pair is a safe bet! I like Louboutin and I think he is a great designer with amazing creativity.  However, the only thing I think of when I see these shoes are pairs designed for luxury call girls and for grandmas who want to stay young and cool (but are not!) ... Nothing bad about that of course, but let's be honest they are not class at all and I won't even speak about the price as it is Louboutin! So it is a big pish for Louboutin Capsule 20th Year Anniversary collection!If you want to dress up like a call girl or think that they are the bee's knees here the link:http://us.christianlouboutin.com/capsule-20ans-20years/capsule-20ans.html