Marni for H&M... Tish as it's not Versace.

So only few days after the museum of horrors with the Versace collection, H&M have decided to win back some clients with a new collaboration... Marni! I'm not a huge fan of Marni but I think it could be an interesting collaboration and I'm looking forward to seeing it.

Apart from the Jesus sandals that any boyfriend should be banned to buy of course!

Let's write down the 8th March in the diary, as only then can we decide to give a Pish or a Tish. For the moment I will say Tish as, let's be honest, the collection cannot be worst than the Versace one.

Tish for the best french Stylist in nowdays... Cauville!

Today I would like to give a big Tish to one of my favourite Stylist, Her name is Cecilia Cauville, she's French and remember her name as she will be famous one day!!!! Enjoy these pictures and if you want to see more, here her website!


www.ceciliacauville.com

       

         

Tish For Hermes... I'm now hungry!

                                                 

For the Hermes Picnic Kelly AD, Hermes came up with a brilliant idea… Kelly bags made with all kind of food.

As I love food and Hermes it is for me a great pleasure to give a big TISH to this!

Of course I’m more of a Birkin fan than a Kelly (Only in the bag department in woman department I’m a Grace Kelly fan!) but the idea is great and the picture looks amazing and I’m actually getting really hungry now… I would love a baguette Kelly bag with a bit of brie on it!!!

Tish & Pish for the hair tie-dye

 

           

A new day, a new trend... I was perplexed about it.  I couldn't choose if it was a Pish or a Tish.  Maybe because it was started by Lauren Conrad and she can pull it off, as she looks great but something is missing... I think that something is class... So here is my decision... Pish! 
If you want to look like Avril Lavigne, and you are less then 18 yes, why not, it could be cool. But do not forget that you will have to throw out the half of your wardrobe as some colours won't suit you anymore. 


If you are one of the girls that will look amazing with it, congrats.  If not I'm sorry but it looks like a parrot shitted on you!

Tish to Karl's beauty

 

As we are waiting for the new collection of Karl Lagerfield (soon very soon!) we can begin to buy his new Make-up range in Sephora.

Karl is Karl and we can love him or hate him but how cute and Tish is this Make up… The eye shadows with lots of mini Karls it’s adorable!!

Karl is continuing to build up his empire and is doing better and better with the age (He could actually be 90 years old and we wouldn’t notice)… I got a sneak peak at the New Collection and it’s not bad.. not bad all!

Well done Karlito (As Sarkozy will call him)!!!

Tish for the good cause... Pish for Isabel Marant

This is the T-shirt that Isabel Marant designed for GAP to help raise money for World AIDS.

I give a Tish as it’s a really good cause and we like good causes, and I will maybe buy one as every t-shirt sold will give 50% of its profits to stop AIDS.

But I have to say that I don’t find it very tish… actually it’s boring and reminds me of those artists  like Rothko or Pollock  that  are famous for doing nothing.

If Gap would have designed it no one would speak about it, but because it is Isabel Marant we will see it in magazines, websites and people.

Of course is certainly good for Gap (Yes, Gap still exist!!) but I doubt I will come out from the shop  with more than a T-shirt…

There is no imagination or design in it except it’s for a  good cause…SO for me it  makes great  Pyjamas.

T-shirts go on sale on Monday 28th November, get one!

Pish to the 3D nails

So the voice is spreading after the crackle, the glitter, the wah, the magnetic, the one nail each colour (we have Made in Chelsea to thank for that one) and last but not least the Matt from Chanel .The new trend for your nails is 3D Japanese nail art.

It could be cool but after much deliberation maybe not! It looks to me like they have roots attached to their fingers or like they're disney's scariest witch.

I will leave this  trend to other people, maybe the people who bought the Versace for H&M collection ...that by the way will come back online on the 19^th January… Hourrahhh how to begin 2012 in style! 

 I could understand the Christmas ones so here for a  reeeeeeeal bargain £90 you can get them done in Selfridges.

http://www.cobella.co.uk/

Tish to the old crochet

A big Tish for a french knitter.

The world would be a better place with more street knitting!

http://emmanuelle-esther.com/

  

And a crazy tish to Polish knitter.

Well done Olek… But don’t you have anything else to do apart knitting car!?

http://agataolek.com/home.html

Pish the M&S fish

These are the bags from M&S that clients returned because of the smell of fish…

 I quote from Yahoo:

 ” Caroline Smith, from Basingstoke, bought one in red as a 77th birthday present for her mum – but she says her mum is too embarrassed to use it because of its fishy smell. Caroline said: “It’s a really horrible smell as if she’s carrying around some smoked mackerel"

Thanks to the fishy smell customers had no choice but to return the bag. I’m sure the mum of Caroline wasn’t embarrassed about the smell but the design.

Personally I would prefer to carry around a smoked mackerel instead of that smoked croccodile.

The unexpected Pish to Bob Dylan.

I was unlucky enough to see a gig of Bob Dylan new tour... Let's forget the man who sat next to me whose armpits smelt like they had never been washed.  However, I do not expect old rockers to wash anyway. 

Let's speak about the old Bob instead, his voice is completely ruined, I know he isn't 20 anymore but if you decide to tour you need to be good, and unfortunately he isn't anymore.  A few lyrics were forgotten as well which doesn't help, but I have to admit that he still dominates the harmonica, as soon as he plays it you feel at Woodstock except rather than smelling the flower power I was smelling the armpit power... His band was fantastic, without them there will be no gig so Tish to Bob Dylans band!

It was bad but now I can finally say I saw Bob Dylan and it was crap! But I will never stop listening to him as he was the master few years ago!

Benetton Pish on the Vatican

  

   


New advert from Benetton... Obviously the vatican took legal action against them cause they think it is disrespectful... Pish! What is really disrespectful is the close mind of the Vatican and their followers!

Benetton knew news will speak about these pictures and so is a great achievement for them, It is not the first time that Benetton chock people with an advert actually they always do it , Benetton is certainly putting more efforts on the adverts than the clothes! Why not!?

 Unfortunately after this, they will loose all the Catholics old woman as clients, it is a bit of a problem as they are the only ones to buy Benetton I guess....

Pish to the fake gay romantic nude !

I do not have any pish words for this… I think the only person who could have this in their bedroom could be a mix of Elton John, Amanda Lear and Jessica Fletcher from murder she wrote…(by the way number one, do not watch it as it is scarily boring. Number two, never accept a holiday with Jessica … you will be murdered)

If you are still interested on buy one of them… Go for it :

http://www.jedroot.com/charity/charity-japan-society.php

The pishest of H&M

Do not be scared people or perhaps be scared!!! 

This face represents perfectly the new collaboration between H&M and Versace.  The quality is bad but no surprise on that one.  The clothes are also unbelievably vile; a mix of awful patterns, colours and plastic.

I cannot wait to see the proud people tomorrow dressed as tropical trees or 80's hookers ... Chapeau (Hats off) to Donatella for making untasteful people happy again. 

I will still insert a little tish for myself and other e-bayers who will make some money from them.